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Odd SpongeBob Characters

 * Don Grouper - Don Grouper's real name is Bill Gates and is the Sandman and that's why he likes sand and he is also an entrepreneur who is famous for making "Grubby Grease", a lotion that makes hands greasy and slimy. It is worn by surf bum Grubby Grouper who is also Bill's great-third twin stepcousin. he is a fan of Robbie Rotten and even sings We Are Number One as his good morning song. He even adds Robbie Rotten clones to Grubby Grease, and sells CDs of Robbie Rotten's songs.
 * Don Grouper is a fan of Robbie Rotten and even sings We Are Number One as his good morning song. He even adds Robbie Rotten clones to the Frozen Krabby Patties, and sells CDs of Robbie Rotten's songs.
 * Don Grouper is an entrepreneur who is famous for making "Grubby Grease", a lotion that makes hands greasy and slimy. It is worn by surf bum Grubby Grouper who is also Don's great-third twin stepcousin. Anytime Don Grouper appears in Goodbye, Krabby Patty?, the video gets faster and more orange.


 * Patchy the Pirate - He was a victim of the great Thailand War from 1935-1955 and because of it, he became a evil villainous convict who got arrested for watching SpongeBob's every move in his secret base on Robot Pirate Island (along with allowing Mr. Puff to be reincarnated into Puffy Fluffy who abused Gary,) and died dissapointed.
 * He was a victim of the great Thailand War from 1935-1955.
 * Patchy the Pirate is an evil villainous convict who got arrested for watching SpongeBob's every move (along with doing nothing when SpongeBob allowed Gary to be abused by Puffy Fluffy.)
 * He died dissapointed.


 * Mr. Puff - Mr. Puff was always a lamp, and was turned into a banana and became a radical hater of snails and the one who started the Mad Snail Disease hoax. He died when he was eated because he was so healthy to eat, You wouldn't decline his yellow prettiness. and reincarnated into Puffy Fluffy.
 * Mr puff is not a pufferfish as he a banana. So healthy to eat, You wouldn't decline its yellow prettiness.
 * He was always a lamp, and was turned into a fish.
 * Mr. Puff was a radical hater of snails and the one who started the Mad Snail Disease hoax. He died and reincarnated into Puffy Fluffy.


 * Lord Poltergeist - Lord Poltergeist isn't actually a ghost: He's really a nuclear powered vacumn cleaner just minding his own business. He sometimes orders pizza, and gets mad when someone forgets his drink or when someone puts only 1 ice cube in his drink. That's right, Lord Poltergeist is actually Tom's 827th cousin and founded the Pirate Republic of CPL. He also hates false information and kills anyone whos say it but he brings them back to life after one week. But if they do it a second time, he will bring back after one mouth.
 * He founded the Irreligious Republic of CPL.
 * Lord Poltergeist isn't actually a ghost: He's really a vacumn cleaner just minding his own business. He sometimes orders pizza, and gets mad when someone forgets his drink or when someone puts only 1 ice cube in his drink. That's right, Lord Poltergeist is actually Tom's 827th cousin


 * Shubie is an assistant to Perry the Platypus and his theme song is in honour of her.(shubie doobie doo ba doobie doodie doo ba PERRY!) and every episode she appears in she is seen helping Perry through a screen.
 * Shubie is an assistant to Perry the Platypus and his theme song is in honour of her.(shubie doobie doo ba doobie doodie doo ba PERRY!)

Odd SpongeBob Iocations

 * Encino - It was a country, a big one lead by Patchy the Pirate until in 1999 when the mighty Mrs. Johnson destroyed half of it until it was small and she threw it in florida. A little bit of the pieces are found, but not all.
 * It was a country, a big one until in 1999 the mighty Tyler912 destroyed half of its country until it was small and he threw it in florida. A little bit of the pieces are found, but not all.


 * Shady Shoals - Its shady and evil and cool and its the place where Sandy pretends to be a parrot and crys
 * Its shady and evil and cool and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * Its the place where Sandy pretends to be a parrot and crys

Odd Animated Movies

 * Toy Story 3 - The train grows wings and destroys Dr. Porkchop's airship, then it flies away. The rest of the movie is the train flying.
 * Ratatouille - Instead of a five star restaurant, it's a restaurant full of cats. The cats chase everyone else out of the restaurant. A really buff rat beats up the cats. But then, he turns evil and also wants to beat up everyone else too. However, a magic box falls on him and it takes him to New Orleans where the rest of the movie is an crossover with The Princess And The Frog.
 * Sherlock Gnomes - TBA

Odd Episodes

 * The Eater (Apple & Onion) - When Apple and Onion wake up from their dream, they are still skeletons and they join the pumpkin in doing the Thriller dance.

Patrick
Patrick: Hi.

Kids: shut up

(Patrick is shocked)

Patrick: dafagahawani akwab

Kids: AH AN ARABIC PERSON!!!

Patrick: what? I'm not from Egypt! *leaves*

The End

Ready
Painty: Are you ready kids?

Patrick: How to you spell "ready?"

Kids: R-E-A-D-Y.

Nat Peterson: Ready? [Starts laughing]

Squidward: Can I play my clarinet.

Kids: No.

Painty: Sure

[Squidward starts to play his clarinet]

Painty: Let's just move on from this stupid theme song.

Kids: You dare make fun of the theme song? YOU MUST DIE!

Painty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END

Ducktales
Painty: Are You Ready Kids

Kids: actually, we want to watch something else for once, maybe Ducktales 2017

Painty: NO! YOU ALL MUST STAY HERE!

Kids: WE ARE GOING

Painty: Oh Flaaaaaaats

Flats: I'm gonna beat you all up

Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Scrooge McDuck: Come with me!

Kids: YAY!!!

Painty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Ducktales 2017 theme song plays)

The End

Sleep
Kids: are you ready captain

Painty: Leave me alone it's 3 AM

Kids: we don't care

Painty: ooooooo

who lives in a pineapple da da da da da SpongeBob SquarePants!

idk idk and porus is he! SpongeBob SquarePants

who wants to end this weird ol' song SpongeBob SquarePants

THE END

Puffy Fuffy
Are you ready kids?

Aye aye captain!

Painty: I don't care!

Kids: SING!

(Painty starts singing)

Kids: We mean SING! SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: I can't think of anything...

Kids: Purple Monkey Hippopotamus!

Painty: ghgdsg ashgas saghas!

Kids: Puffy Fluffy Yum Yum!

[Puffy Fluffy appears and roars]

Patrick: ITS A MONSTER!

Painty: Where? [Painty sees Puffy Fluffy]

Painty: AAAHHH!!!

[Painty Blows up]

LeBron James: The end. [LeBron becomes eaten by Puffy Fluffy]

Puffy Fluffy: (looks at screen) LOOK AT MY TEETH! LOOK AT IT!

THE END

Stay Here
Painty: Are you ready kids?

Kids: NO! WE'RE LEAVING!

Painty: NO! YOU ALL MUST STAY HERE!

Kids: WE ARE GOING

Painty: Oh Flaaaaaaats

Flats: I'm gonna beat you all up

Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE END

Not Aproppriate
Painty: Oooooooooooh. Who lives in...

Spongebob: I know what you're going to say. But We're not making a show Inaproppriate.

Kids: YEAH!

Painty: Sorry. But how about...

Spongebob: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE THE SEA MONSTER FROM "20,000 Patties Under the Sea" WILL KILL YOU!

Painty: Oh neptune.

The End

Many Pineapples
Painty: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh

Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a...

Prehibernation Week Skier: Uh... I can explain

2000 years later...

Painty: under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under the sea?

- empty silence -

Painty: Hello? Anyone there?

The End

The Fry Cooks New Groove
He's on his way to cooking, he's on his way to succcess! But he has to go to the Krusty Krab to TORTURE THAT SQUID! He's an fry cook to be, and he's totatlly! "Ya know, I hate Squidward." EXACTLY! Let's go! Who's going to destroy Squidward? Who's going to steal him of his possessions from A to z. Don't try to mess with him, to seek revenge on him. "To kidnap his family, right?" - Squidward. "Uhhhh..." Mr. Krabs. S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-B go go! He's got the cool, he's got the charm and the sponge! And the hottie that can help karate Squidward's face! (Let's go!) He's going to the Krusty Krab! He's going to fulfull his destiny! His friends are idiots, it's true! They'll always be out of charact-"HEY! I thought this was all about me." "Haha, torture Squidward again!" S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-B, SpongeBob, spongebob, let's go!

(It zooms out and its shown on a tv and Painty is watching it)

Painty: What the heck is this crap? Spongebobs friends are not idiots!

Patrick: It's true!

Painty: There also not out of character.

THE END

King SpongeBob
Kids: Are you ready captain?

Painty: NO! *leaves*

Kids: You dare say no? YOU MUST DIE!

Painty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Cut to SpongeBob sitting on a throne in an empty room)

- silence -

Spongebob: Hello? Anyone there?

- someone walking -

Royal Adviser: Your Majesty. Plankton and his minions have sei-

Spongebob: WRONG SHOW!

Royal Adviser: OK.

THE END

Hi-5
Santa: Are you ready kids!

Kids: Ya!

Santa: I have snow in my ears so, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!, IS TOO DARK HERE!

Kids: YA!!!

Santa: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Santa: Who lives in a cave under a pineapple in a app in a phone?

Kids: HI-5!

Santa: Fantastic and peachy and wonderfull is he?

Kids: HI-5!

Santa: Then take to the sky and fly like a bird

Kids: HI-5!

Santa: His friend is Gene

Kids: HI-5!

(Instrumental)

Santa: Ready

All: HI-5!

All: HI-5!

All: HI-5!

Santa: HI-5!

(Santa laughs)

(Hi-5 becomes Patrick)

(Seagulls sounds are heard and Patrick waves)

The End

Squidward
Painty: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh

Painty: Who lives in a monument under the sea...

Squidward's House: Hey Dum Dum!, You give me gum-gum!

Painty: Here you go.

Squidward's House: Thanks!

(Squidward's House blows the gum and Squidward falls out of the house)

Squidward: Where Im I?

Squidward's House: Your Doom!

(Squidward's House kicks Squidward and he is kicked off the screen)

THE END

Test
Hello Jonah,

This is a test!

Hello Hello.

Who live in a football under the lake?

Round pants Rag Dan!

Viewer Mail
Painty: Hello everyone! Before we start the episode, I will be reading some viewer mail! This one is from Bork and she says "Hello Painty, ma name is Bork and i grew up as male, now as a adult i want to watch spongebob but my friends said spongebill is for girls. So i change gender to girl so friends could not make fun. I watched spongebob and love him. I want to marry but no bomo. Please help me marry spongebill. Thank much love BORK. I live in Rock Bottom by way.

(Painty is confused)

Painty: I think will write a letter to her.

(cut to Bork's house)

Bork: Oh bay! A letter!

(Bork grabs the letter)

Bork: I wonder what it says. "Hello Bork, unfortunately, SpongeBob is not a real life person that you can love. As for your friends making fun of you and you changing your gender, you shouldn’t let people get to you that way. I have no clue as to what “Bomo” is, but I assume it means that you really love him. Kind regards, Painty the Painted Pirate."

Bork: What?!? Spongebill is not real!!!???!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Bork starts crying)

(cut to Painty reading a second letter from Bork)

Painty: Lets just skip to the episode.